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Address. some reporter released the story claiming i am in a new relationship, and for the first time in a long time, was having sex with someone other than my cabbage patch doll. i'm happy to say that it is true, but it's not just one relationship, it is many. i took this summer, and i took my lady parts on tour. and i'm calling it, wait for it, caslapapalooza. the hardest part was installing the stadium seating inside my vagina. this summer i made my way around fire island with this hairy jew. you can obviously tell by looking at him he's not that

But there is one huge story that broke that i need to address. some reporter released the story claiming i am in a new relationship, and for the first time in a long time, was having sex with someone other than my cabbage patch doll. i'm happy to say that it is true, but it's not just one relationship, it is many. i took this summer, and i took my lady parts on tour. and i'm calling it, wait for it, caslapapalooza. the hardest part was installing the stadium seating inside my vagina. this summer i made my way around fire island with this hairy jew.

Ii, and every single one of them made it home safely today. and in phoenix, arizona, a happy homecoming for an army national guardsman, he got to hold his infant son for the very first time. another soldier took a good luck charm with him to remind him of his precious loved ones. >> my daughter's cabbage patch doll. it's gone everywhere with me, you know? when we moved out of here. >> love that. well, we're going to get to hear from many of our soldiers serving overseas. we look forward to celebrating and honoring them. and as troops draw down in iraq, they are quickly ramping up in afghanista...

>> scott lee cohen choked back tears as he spoke during the super bowl. he's accused by his ex-wife of holding a knife to her throat. he's also accused by an ex-girl trend, a former prostitute, of abusing her. he won the nomination by 26 percentage points but he was being pressured by the democratic party to drop out. bernie madoff's penthouse is becoming a cabbage patch, kind of. the ceo of four kids, that's the company behind the very popular cabbage patch dolls reportedly bought convicted schemer bernie madoff's 4,000 square feet apartment in manhattan. asking price, $9 million. he's curren...

Since his father left in 1969. his sister, mary, is a u.s. senator. we'd like to know what you think. let me know. twitter.msnbc.com. what do you think of new orleans and their plans to have the longest, largest parade. were you one of the 106 million people who watched the super bowl? we're going to talk about some of the ads coming up. let us know whatever you want to talk about. palin, governor palin. you name it, we'll read it. president obama plans to gather republicans and democrats, a televised meeting to restart health reform. bernie madoff, luxury penthouse goes for big bucks. we'll t...