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Bag of Crushed Child: "Grrglaarr." Farmer Joe: "Kid, whatchoo doing out here at this time of night?" Luther: "Who, me? I'm just walkin'." Farmer Joe: "You best be careful out here. There's coyotes all over the place. Cats, too." Luther: "Hey, what's your name, man?" Farmer Joe: "Me? Why, I'm Farmer Joe!" Basic plot: Luther is a hippie/headbanger/drifter, and his brother (or merely good friend -- the movie is ambiguous about how they know each other) is Bag of Crushed Child, a sealed plastic bag containing the pulped, bloody, undeadcorpse of a baby. Luther is a pretty easygoing guy, but Bag of...

The same thing would play out a decade later for the Furby. And with every Cabbage Patch Kid you got to fill out a paper birth certificate. Which means you had to give it a name. What was the name of your Cabbage Patch Kid? '); } return false; }); $('#comments .commentlist .comment-content a').attr('target','_blank'); }); ON AIR NOW6:00 AM - 10:00 AMMike in the Morning

Created with Sketch. Kids often show a creative approach to the English language. From their malapropisms to their creative descriptors for everyday objects, children’s turns of phrase are adorable, comical and arguably at times superior to the dictionary-official terms. Fortunately, parents often tweet about the names their kids come up with for different things, so we can all enjoy the originality. We’ve rounded up 45 funny tweets about what kids call things. My oldest just called the Big Dipper the Giant Scooper and I'm never correcting him.— A Bearer Of Dad News ✊�� (@HomeWit...

By Jessica Farrish The Register-Herald Jan 10, 2021 Theresa Ann Woods West Virginia State Police are investigating a new but undisclosed lead in the 1986 disappearance and death of an Oak Hill girl, State Police Cpl. J. Kincaid said last week. Theresa Ann Woods was 14 and a new student at Collins Middle School when she disappeared Feb. 20, 1986, reportedly from a gas station beside the now-closed school. Later that year in June, two men were looking for fishing bait when they found her remains at the bottom of a cliff near Laurel Creek in Fayette County. Over the years, the State ...

In a Pandemic, I’m Pretending It’s 1985 In October, before the second lockdown, I visited a small town an hour east of San Diego called Julian. A historic mining town, its population, as of 2018, was 930 residents. I can safely say I have more cousins than the town has people. In the eighteenth century, Julian was the only site of the gold rush in Southern California. Its “downtown” consists of a few streets flanked by old hills, immortalized as an official California historical landmark. I love towns like this. I took my family to Julian to see fall foliage (my mask fogge...