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Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis was walking down the street when he heard it -- the blood-curdling sound of children being ruthlessly exposed to diversity. Faster than you can say, "political hack," he duck...
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Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis was walking down the street when he heard it — the blood-curdling sound of children being ruthlessly exposed to diversity. He ducked behind a tree, and emerged as Captain Florida!
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis was walking down the street when he heard it — the blood-curdling sound of children being ruthlessly exposed to diversity.
"But...," the Woke Monster gasped, "I was ... just ... trying to teach the kids ... tolerance!"
Faster than you can say, “political hack,” he ducked behind a handy mango tree. Moments later, gone was the mild-mannered governor of a great southeastern state. In his place, clad