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I’d like to say my time working at the S&B has gotten easier over the last four years. With all the interviewing, writing and editing under my belt, it would be easy to assume that nothing this job throws at me could be a surprise. And yet, a tricky story with opposing sides and contrasting...
By Celestial Maiden, Celestial Mistress, and Celestial Minion Aries Reminds you that you owe them money even though there’s no Venmo. Thrifts off of zombie bodies to sell… somewhere. Gold watches and random wallets will save me, right? Taurus Has prepared an underground bunker for such occasions. Fully stocked on canned vegetables and Nutella (the...
By Celestial Maiden, Celestial Mistress, and Celestial Minion Aries Reminds you that you owe them money even though there’s no Venmo. Thrifts off of zombie bodies to sell… somewhere. Gold watches and random wallets will save me, right? Taurus Has prepared an underground bunker for such occasions. Fully stocked on canned vegetables and Nutella (the...
Aries Sparring with their weird antivax cousin over Instagram DMs after getting a little too trigger happy with the post-vax story selfies – consequently curating a Close Friends list solely based on their followers’ likelihood to suspect they now have a microchip in their arm. Taurus Protection from an infectious disease isn’t too shabby a birthday present, but this seriously wasn’t the type of headache they planned on having the morning after their 21st. Gemini Cancer Eagerly waiting two weeks to give all of their (fellow vaccinated) friends a little platonic smooch and then ...
Aries July 22, 2021: Blowing the last of their MAP stipend on a Bikes To You shopping spree. Fingerless gloves, a helmet with a headlamp, a pair of those shorts with padding on the butt so your booty doesn’t hurt and a hot pink 10-speed. Personality traits CAN be bought, folks! Taurus July 16, 2021: Started off their solo backpacking fantasy with an assertive day trip along the Appalachian Trail. What began as stalwart confidence quickly dwindled to full-blown panic three hours in without even a cellphone tower in sight to signal humanity’s presence. Alas, hope returned in the form of ...