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Bleep news team in town covering the convention. First up, jordan klepper, everybody cheers and applause yes, thank you thanks, trevor. Things are going great over here. Loving cleveland, go cavs as far as the republicans fear mongering, im not buying it. Trevor whats in your hand . Oh, my blankie . Just drafty out here. Dont worry were ant to hand this over to a narcissist who will bankrupt us. I definitely dont want my mommy now. Be a big boy, jordan trevor stay strong, jordan. Lets go to desi lydic, everybody, on the street cheers and applause desi, do you share jordans concern over trump ....

This over to a narcissist who will bankrupt us. I definitely dont want my mommy now. Be a big boy, jordan trevor stay strong, jordan. Lets go to desi lydic, everybody, on the street cheers and applause desi, do you share jordans concern over trump . Trevor, why would i worry donald trump is going to kill us in the future when im gonna die today . Trevor what are you talking about . Im in the middle of an angry political protest in an open carry state. You dont know, trevor, i just saw grandma open a cap of great lakes with an ar15. Youre not in this trevor i feel for you, desi. Minhaj is joini...

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I know some of you are saying i plagiarized that entrance, but i want you to know that entrance represented my personal feelings and experiences of being in cleveland. Welcome to night one of the daily shows Republican National convention, people im trevor noah, your host we made it in cleveland and hopefully well make it out alive. We thought this convention would be chaos and havent been disappointed. Where do we start . In the first few hours, hundreds of Convention Delegates tried to boycott. Wrong try better. The police came out and said they dont feel safe. Maybe because this is going on...

S i got a good one. Well, jennifer may not be expecting, but these stars are totally bumping. For fox could there be a baby boy inthere . Did she just give it away. Yesterday, who says shes due in minute, was around l. A. In this tee proclaiming herself a spiritual gangster. Quote, i feel like im the mother of boys and that theres a karmic lesson there that im learning. They already ha boys under the age of 4. Also livetyler. The aerosmith daughter beaming yesterday in new york g up for baby number three poosibly as soon as august. She loves posting about her boys. Dad fiance . He aint bad e b...