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My special election fallout shelter which is stocked with everything i need. Ive got a bottle of Hand Sanitizer to clean my hands and another bottle of Hand Sanitizer to clean the other bottle of Hand Sanitizer. If the power goes down, i have board games, i have a boom box over there and something close to a playstation. Most importantly, ive got this place locked down tight. This election fallout shelter is grade 5 military bunker level which means its impenetrable to nuclear weapons, Chemical Attacks and even the most roy wood, jr. Hey, whats up . Trevor how did you get into my election fall...

The greatest fraud in the history of elections. Theres no way you can go through a mailin vote without massive cheating. The blat ballots are lost, frau, theft, all over the place. China, north korea, iran, these countries can grab those ballots or print forgeries. People get the ballots and hand them to people down the strait. Theyre mailin ballots and they send them to anybody. Two or three were sent to dogs, one sent to a cat. Trevor holy shit, guys, trump is freaking out. People are cheating, cats and dogs getting ballots. If im perfectly honest, i dont mind dogs voting but cats, you cant ...

Trevor this is so unfair. Parrots just repeat what they hear, so if theyre cursing, its not their fault. Its the zookeepers fault for letting them watch the president ial debate. By the way, we hear the parrots cursing because they can learn english. You realize other animals are cursing all the time, too, right . Theyre all locked in prison. Thats what a zoo is, and they didnt even chit crimes. Every time you hear a lion roar, its another one going i want my ~bleep its the circle of life why is the zoo removing the parrots . Are you insane . This sounds by far like the best zoo you can go int...

Somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick can it off with subway, the most popular place to eat after losing a custody battle. While america may love subway, looks like some other countries are having a hard time swallowing it. Subway one of the most recognizable sandwich shops was told its not even serving bread, at least according to ireland ireland Supreme Court. The Supreme Court said the sandwiches like the meatball sub doesnt have bread because its coo sugar ri. Ireland awrves a zero tax rate for certain foods like regular bread i...

Somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick things off with donald trump, the first president whos a nonessential worker. Yesterday a tape dropped of an interview he did with bob woodward in february where he admitted he purposefully downplayed the risk of coronavirus. We know why, its because he didnt want to spook his precious stock market. Whoa, whoa, easy, girl. Easy, gil. Its okay, nasdaq, everythings fine. You just keep going out, girl. Now when normal people get caught on tape admitting they lied to an entire country, they usually ...