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would ever see johnny alive. many people would probably like that but i would need a new assistant. the outrage from the democrats and the media would be humongous. they would throw johnny in solitary, probably shackle him. they would need very small shackles though because johnny's leg are very skinny. his tan face would be plastered all over cnn and msnbc. they would dox his family poor, poor mrs. bell saraio. meanwhile poor johnny sleeping on a cold concrete floor. diney one meal a day through that tiny slot. worst of all, no one on the inside to steam his shirt. johnny would neve...

Checks. hey! >> jesse: all right, get the hell out of here. thank you. >> hey, if you only -- >> jesse: watters window. tomorrow night we have a big investigation into john kerry. he's been flying around on our dime, biden's sent him all over the world we got the flight record. we assume he's been cutting deals because that's what he did, remember his son and biden's son, they were in business together, burisma, they had all kinds of dealings. he's up to something and we've sniffed it out. so we're going to have those receipts tomorrow night. >> time for some text messages, richard, i called t...