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knew where we really were. we were almost home. i took a walk through this beautiful world felt the cool rain on my shoulder found something good in this beautiful world i felt the rain getting colder sha, la, la, la, la, la sha, la, la, la, la, la sha, la, la, la, la, la sha, la, la, la, la anthony: oh, enchanted land of my childhood. a cultural petri-dish, from which regularly issues forth greatness. new jersey, in case you didn t know it, has got beaches, beautiful beaches, and they re not all crawling with roid-raging trolls with reality shows. i grew up summering on those beaches, and they are awesome. jersey s got farmland. beautiful bedroom communities where that woman from real housewives who looks like doctor zaius does not live, nor anyone like her. even the refineries. the endless clover leaves of turnpikes and expressways twisting in unknowable patterns over the wetlands are, to me, somehow, beautiful. to know jersey is ....
Of that most hardworking species of entertainer. comedians rich voss and bonnie mcfarlane are two of the hardest working people around, married to each other and new jersey. rich:: it s so much money to live here. i drove three exits on the jersey turnpike. it was $7. see, if you drive the whole new jersey turnpike, when you get to the end, you have to give them your car. bonnie: i m going to tell you guys something that i don t generally tell people right away. i m a vegan. i m very passionate about it. it s all about eating a cruelty free lifestyle. no animal or animal byproduct of any kind. i do cheat a little. i eat veal. it s so good. it s so tender. how do they get it like that? anthony: i m very sentimental about jersey italian, particularly spaghetti and meatballs. that s what i was going to go for. rich:: i ve eaten here at least five to ten times and i ve never had a bad meal, ever. anthony: oh, okay, i know what exactly. rich:: i wouldn t get the meatballs. [ l ....
That we don t like. the ones that affect us the most. i have my trigger words as a white woman. the word i don t like is no. i don t hear it that often, but when i do, mm-mmm. rich: here s the deal with jersey, people land at newark and they drive up the turnpike. they don t turn off and go up into the nice anthony: they see the refineries. rich: they think that s new jersey. anthony: but see how sick is that i think it s beautiful? bonnie: more horses per capita than any other state. anthony: northern new jersey is the embroidery capital of the world. rich: yeah. bonnie: what? anthony: apparently. i don t know where that s happening. rich: my ex-wife worked for an embroidery company. bonnie: no. rich: i swear to god. i ll call her right now. anthony: this is the taste of my youth. for all of the marvelous things about new jersey, will people ever come across the bridge and the tunnel in the other direction? bonnie: no. anthony: no? okay. bonnie: i did ....
anthony: it was paradise. america s first dream vacation. the beach, as far as america was concerned, meaning bathing suits and swimming in the surf, was pretty much invented here. atlantic city. rich, a working class, it was here for you. back then you dressed up to walk the boardwalk. it was capitalism at its purest and most assertive. it was a democratic dream designed from the beginning for everybody. flashy, utilitarian, upright, deeply unapologetically corrupt. the knife and fork inn was right there through it all. in many ways its story, a perfect reflection of changing times. established in 1912 as a so-called gentleman s dining and drinking club, the second floor originally had curtained alcoves ....
Residents of new jersey? bonnie: no, i ve lived here nine years, but only been proud maybe the last two. it took me a long time to sort of anthony: get up to speed? bonnie: yeah. anthony: born and bred? rich: yes my whole life. bonnie: he won t leave. i had to make peace with it. anthony: when s the first time you played atlantic city? rich: there was a club at the sands. many times i would get paid on thursday and i would lose it all and then i d have to work for free. there s no worse feeling. anthony: oh i know that feeling. rich: it s a nightmare. you ever watch a couple in atlantic city? okay dear hold this money, don t give it back to me no matter what i tell you. i don t care what i say. an hour later. give me my god damn money. no i m not fooling around. you re lucky i even brought you here, bitch. you better give me my money. you re the reason i m losing. touching my arm when i m shooting craps. anthony: is there a specifically jersey sense of humor ....