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awesome fans and my razor wi t and my wash board apes, according to the news site -- cnn is reportedly considering hiring a comedian to host one of its primetime shows. makes sense. the network is still a joke. that's mean. apparently some floated names including bill mar, trevor noah and john stewart. what? no elaine boozler. but if they want comedy they should launch -- that more than the crow stapled to chris wallace's. they went ahead and ruined it. i'm talking, of course, about the golden aiming of comedy. chris cuomo, don lenin, perhaps as they are known in the business, the th...

Told that she lights up a room. fox news contributor kat -- [applause] >> greg: a little trivia here about kirk metzger. i believe he was on the original panel on the gutfeld show when we had the talking wall. >> i was a puppeteer and writer on the show. i was not paid for east of those. >> greg: you were not paid. it's not on your c.v., you don't brag about it. i understand. do you have any comedy advice for cnn? >> well, the names they floated, i guess the last names, let's say you land great host, you get like a trevor -- a guy with a perfectly round head. >> greg: yes. >> you have that it'...

I've always wanted -- >>sean: so you sing the national anthem? >> that wasn't good. did you see my follow up? i bet you didn't. you are in the news. i did a follow up, sean. i followed up that. >>sean: you grabbed your crotch and spit. >> that's what the stupid pitcher told me to do. and they are all -- they are like brats off of a ship. i was trying to make him laugh. i said that would be so funny. okay, i'll do it. i did it. it wasn't funny. i learned a lesson. never take comedy advice from a pitcher. >>sean: um -- you really -- it is important to you. >> i want people to like me. i don't wa...

Misunderstood ♪ i have a band. >> sean: i saw you sing the national anthem. >> shut up. that is not good. did you see the followup? i bet you didn't, because you're in the news. i did a follow-up. >> sean: beat the host up. >> i did a followup, sean. >> sean: you grabbed your crouch and spit. >> well, that is what the stupid pitcher told me to do. and they are all deserted like rats off a ship. i was trying to make him laugh. he said that would be so funny. i said okay, i'll do it. so i did it. i wasn't funny. i learned a lesson. never take comedy advice from a pitcher. [laughter] >> sean: y...

Never take comedy advice from a pitcher. [laughing]. >> sean: hmmm. you really -- it's important to you. >> i want people to like me. i don't want them to hate them. i like them. >> sean: you wanted people -- this is what you said to me. you said, this is not me. >> it's not me! >> sean: you said i want people to know who i really am. >> i know. >> sean: tell the people who you are. >> well, i am a creative genius. this is not a good feeling for an artist to be treated this way. it's not a good feeling for a citizen either. i am somebody who cares about civil rights. i reject what you call me....