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His crystal ball and new year's resolutions and predictions. thank you for joining us. we have a lot of ground to cover. let's begin with two people who have obviously been dominant in the news coverage, especially in the last 30 days, president-elect donald trump and of course president obama. let's hear your resolution and predictions for the year ahead. >> thank you. this is my comedy debut. i'm really nervous. >> don't be nervous. we have your back. >> president trump should resolve to remember that as of january 20th he is fully in charge and there's no one left to blame except maybe rosi...

Jay leno's program last night. >> are you willing to make your comedy debut tonight? >> i am. not even using cue cards. i will know these jokes like the front of my hand. this is a thrill of a lifetime. alaska being so different from los angeles. here, when people have a frozen look on their face, it is botox. [ applause ] >> it is so beautiful here, back home it was freezing. five degrees below congress' approval rating. i like the winter , skiing, fight -- sliding on the ice, skatesing, bobsledding. in alaska, that's our morning commute. amazing closing ceremony it was beautiful. the minute ...

Jay leno's program last night. >> are you willing to make your comedy debut tonight? >> i am. not even using cue cards. i will know these jokes like the front of my hand. this is a thrill of a lifetime. alaska being so different from los angeles. here, when people have a frozen look on their face, it is botox. [ applause ] >> it is so beautiful here, back home it was freezing. five degrees below congress' approval rating. i like the winter , skiing, fight -- sliding on the ice, skatesing, bobsledding. in alaska, that's our morning commute. amazing closing ceremony it was beautiful. the minute ...

Sarah palin appeared on jay leno's program last night. >> are you willing to make your comedy debut tonight? >> i am. not even using cue cards. i will know these jokes like the front of my hand. this is a thrill of a lifetime. alaska being so different from los angeles. here, when people have a frozen look on their face, it is botox. [ applause ] >> it is so beautiful here, back home it was freezing. five degrees below congress' approval rating. i like the winter , skiing, fight -- sliding on the ice, skatesing, bobsledding. in alaska, that's our morning commute. amazing closing ceremony it wa...