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When i get out of here. i don't know what the statute of limitations on a lemonade stand is but yes, i did. i think this is great. i think every child should have the opportunity to have a lemonade stand and save up money and buy plastic reptiles like i did. that plastic reptiles are important to any child. i would want to see any kid without them so i think this is great. this is ridiculous. kids selling lemonade is very normal and i think that i agree with tyrus. anyone who would call on this i didn't know there was a person more sad than i am but it turns out there is. greg: it might have b...

Enough. [laughter] i feel like we are just being -- it is a beauty contest. it's the prettiest person wins so. greg: save yourself. [laughter] all right, good job. joe, i think this is a positive evolution and maybe it is time in 2018 to move away from these clichéd traditional, gender specific events. >> that's sad and pathetic. i disagree with all of you. we have an ocean to our west, ocean to our east, we need to know what women look like in america that represent us. i say you go, girl. i have man boobs. [laughter] they say it's a talent contest

What is wrong with me? joe, what are your thoughts? >> i think trump has a. this should have been handled long ago but it's all the plight residents that got us in this mess. we have an in-flight president trying to switch things up. greg: he's been the creepy guy. crazier than the crazy guy. it used to be -- uses the groups of people saying death to america and now they say screw you and me but they will kill us. tyrus, do you have high hopes? tyrus: we will see how it goes. [laughter] they play their game and we play our game and we hope for the best and hope the best team wins. he is litera...

Dolphin that i run with. [laughter] and i'm happy that every thing is all my fault. no, i love the direction we are going. i get a bite on twitter -- you know who you are. the thing is they are yelling about certain things but the things we have done in the policy put in place i'm happy with. greg: i don't have an it's not your fault often. i have it's and our little secret often. [laughter] >> oh. greg: joe, you are filled with neurosis and fear and do the news make you more neurotic and fearful? >> i don't know when to be sick anymore. it's all bad news. i remember one time i called up work ...

Let's welcome tonight's guests. after candy and sugar, he's the sugar cane i know. actor, dean cain. [cheering and applause] he's a comedian by day and asleep at night, comian joe mackey. [cheering and applause] he's got more baggage than jfk and i'm in the airport, national review reporter kat sims. [cheering and applause] and they use the space needle to ink his tattoos. for the bw e superstar and my massive sidekick, tyrus. [cheering and applause] hasn't been super for the first 500 days? did you see what i do that? [laughter] >> i think it's been pretty darn good but you were not know that...