Point: Golly, I Just Won American Ninja Warrior! / Counterpoint: I Could Kill You With a Throwing Star (Shuriken)
Point: Golly, I Just Won American Ninja Warrior! This is the greatest dang day of my life. After years of hard training, I just won American Ninja Warrior! It wasn’t easy. Besides the training, I had to make a video talking about my life story in front of a camera. Gosh, I sure was nervous.
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