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Make you divorce your spouse and give up your kids. >> thank you, andy. >> happy 900th birthday. >> thank you. let's welcome our guests. i am here with -- it is like looking -- i am here with remy spencer. she is so hot her legal briefs must be flame retardant. look at that hair. he hosts cruiser control on pjtv .com. if comedic genius was a bust, they would ride him for free. and he wreaks of water damage and gloom, it is my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz, barely alive. and we are glad -- gladius to have thadius. he knows the bill of rights like i know fish net tights. i collect them for t...

Biff? >> thank you, scruff. >> oh no you didn't, biff. >> yes, i did, scruff. go away you jewish devil. i am here with new york reporter lauren sevon. it is steven cruiser. he hosted cruiser control. if wit were jam, i would get him all over my fingers. and it is still alive. my repulsive sidekick bill shultz -- shultz. if you need fireworks this weekend. he is known to smuggle an entire roman candle inside him. and if intelligence were a tennis ball, i would bang him at wimbledon. and he wears a liberal crown while his subscriptions go down. it is our new york times correspondent. good to s...

Let's welcome our guest. i am here withly anne -- with leeann. she is host of "poker after dark." i hope it is a game. it is not like poke her after dark. and she is so hot she leaves carbon footprints when she takes off her shoes. it is steven cruiser. he hosts cruiser control on pj-tv. if witt was lasagna, he would be baked. and she is so smoking she has been banned in most public places. or was that for shoplifting? tv personality or whatever that means and bloger, she is cuter than a lady bug and a panda getting married in a civil ceremony by the snuggles bear. that's a lot of words. and h...

White chocolate and rainbows and homemade popers. he has cruiser control and he is so sharp he sleeps on a cutting board. >> i didn't ask. >> i know, but it was a good one. he hangs out on the dock. he likes to eat rocks and he lives in a box. my repulsive sidekick bill shultz. on the weekend he is a sock puppet. and he knows barbs like i eat carbs. it is a great show on siriusxm radio. and he covets awards like our readers are board. good to see you, pinch. >> not to be a procramer, but read andrew cramer. he is a print hall of famer. this couldn't be lamer. i am full of shamer. >> sad little...

Let's welcome our guests. she is the unrepent tent monster and she is responsible for all that is evil in this world. i am here with dana marine know and sh -- perino and one of my co-hosts on "the five." and steven cruiser, host of "cruiser control." and 234* samoa he is considered a tooth pick. he is my sidekick, bill schulz. and he can pull more legs than a leg pulling machine. it is the great comedian jim norton. he is easy to bash because his sales are trash. good to see you, pinch. >> today dining our restaurant critic reviews allison 18 which is the answer to the only two questions char...