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Well. >> dan: i have to tell you when i first read this i thought it was dumb, but i like to party a little bit. i'm not really a party guy, and you can with the kids. >> i cannot stand it. i'm not a halloween person. i've never have been. and i don't know if you guys have ever seen this get about all of the ridiculous sexy halloween costumes, like abe lincoln. >> jesse: how do you make abe lincoln? >> dagen: you make him in one way that you make everything, fishnets. you will hit a new low because you are going to address your dog up. watch. next on "the five," greg has your fan mail friday q...

Them next? to you, dan, i think this is a different era. you knew rudy giuliani was going to back you. but a cop there does not know that. so they are sitting there going, you know what, arrest this kid for water or does it go back to the soaked shirt? >> capri: even in a time where everybody is divided, we are united that bill de blasio is not particularly, we are no fan of bill de blasio including the president of the united states had a few choice words to say about his home town mayor. take a listen. >> probably the worst mayor in the history of new york city. the policeman and women canno...

You are such a pothead. >> jesse: no, i am not. >> greg: i'm just joking. >> dagen: getting married the first time. >> greg: oh, yeah, yeah. >> dagen: 11 months, but i got married on friday the 13th, and i remember vividly watching the texas chainsaw massacre on my wedding night. >> greg: that would be a success. [laughter] i love that movie. i moved to allentown, pennsylvania. people think that is weird, but it was kind of fun. >> jesse: was that a bad decision for allentown? >> greg: i was 25, you don't really go there when you are 25 and single and stay there for ten years. >> jesse: where ...

My? >> dagen: it can be, vegan ice desserts like this can be higher in fat and calories, so people eat them thinking that somehow it is going to help them lose wait. >> greg: you know what, is this expensive? organic stuff is always more expensive. >> capri: also there are hardly any baskin-robbins left. >> greg: my wife bought me organic shaving cream, and it smells like organic flower water. a cost like $20. >> jesse: we see that close shave, greg gutfeld. you look good. >> greg: how would you know? [laughter] sauce all over me. now i have to change. >> dan: that was quick. >> greg: did we l...

Albums. >> greg: that's good. just before my parents could never figure out why i had the foulest mouth of anybody they ever met. and i only told them a few years ago that i would listen to those albums. >> jesse: not marijuana, i would never do that. >> greg: [laughs] >> capri: i would hide middle age magazine behind "17." and whatever -- >> greg: you are the only person that remembers chip. >> capri: poured chip. >> dan: the brisk rocket slingshots? for some reasons neighbors windows would break. it was not me. that's all i'm saying. a >> greg: nobody mentioned any form of adult entertainmen...