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Hoot, hoot. debunction junction, what's my function. okay, i said on friday, that a vice president joe biden apology was presumably imminent, because of something the vice president said on friday afternoon. >> he said, because i'm famous, because i'm a star, because i'm a billionaire. i can do things other people can't. what a disgusting assertion for anyone to make. the press always asks me, don't wish i were debating him? no, i wish i were in high school and i could take him behind the gym, that's what i wish. >> i wish we were in high school and i could take him behind the gym. apology pre...

Hoot, hoot. haven't done this in a long time, very exciting. debunction, junction, what's my function? ted cruz did a hilarious video in texas, the way they cook breakfast food is to wrap the bacon around the muzzle of a gun and wrap foil around and fire the gun until it cooks bacon. making machine gun bacon with ted cruz, this is designed to be hilarious and make gun enthusiasts excited about ted cruz. ted cruz cooks and eats machine gun bacon. >> in texas we cook bacon a little differently than most folks. ♪ ♪

Coming up later, we have an installment of debunction junction. including news about sledding down the capitol hill. and my colleague, bill o'reilly. he loves it when i talk about him. as most people know i fought for a couple years. after any of those fights i never looked like i do now. however, i didn't get this black eye by sparring with manny. by challenging floyd mayweather. i was not bull riding or riding a motorcycle. i was exercising in my new home. the doctors told me to take it easy. you're a mouthbreather. well, put on a breathe right strip and instantly open your nose up to 38% ...

Forward on education issues. i think at some point since they are now in charge of both houses, we'll have to get to some governing. for me the real first test is what happens with this bill this week. will they be able to shut down some extraneous amendments and fund this simple homeland security bill that was negotiated between democrats and republicans so i can go home to minnesota and say to those workers that go to the mall every day and do their jobs, you know what? the united states of america is behind you. that is what we should be doing in washington. >> senator, it is great to see y...

Advisors in iraq. when the iraqi unit that we were advising, we went to their assistant, and it started some of the most brutal fighting until that time. so a military advisory mission can quickly become a combat mission. >> congressman seth moulton of massachusetts. i don't know when this debate will start in earnest in congress in terms of settling this request for the authorization of the use of military force. but i'm glad you're part of the debate. >> thank you, rachel. still ahead, debunction junction.