Stabbing a fork into your thigh, and other activities more gratifying than being left-wing in Britain
Stabbing a fork into your thigh, and other activities more gratifying than being left-wing in Britain 10th May 2021 ARE you broadly left-wing? Does British politics cause you indescribable pain? Here are five things more gratifying than the same miserable election results year after year: Self-wounding Have you ever considered intentionally jabbing an object into your eye? It’s painful, wilfully stupid, and will blind you to your side losing another Red Wall seat to the party who’ve been f**king the country for ten years. So win-win. Burning your mouth on the first bite ...