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Nato. with all due respect to the french and british allies showing bravery and courage and foresight, without the united states nato doesn't function and can't work. absolutely we want to work alongside them and we are are pleased that they have taken the position that they have taken in this record. ultimately the united states has capabilities that france and britain do not have particularly militarily and without the capabilities engaged in this endeavor it will be impossible to accomplish the goal of the mission which is prevent genocide and the massacre of civilians. as long as qaddafi i...

We introduced on this show a stupidity test about two weeks ago. we issued an open invitation for members of congress to take part in this test. the test involves what is sort of the military's version of the printer scanner fax copier all in one. an office machine that does everything but does nothing well. it's a tank boat called the expeditionary fighting vehicle. it's supposed to be a tank that swims. but in order to swim it doesn't function very well as a tank. doesn't do a good job protecting folks on the inside from anything exploding on the outside. instead of spending $13 billion more...

We introduced on this show a stupidity test about two weeks ago. we issued an open invitation for members of congress to take part in this test. the test involves what is sort of the military's version of the printer scanner fax copier all in one. an office machine that does everything but does nothing well. it's a tank boat called the expeditionary fighting vehicle. it's supposed to be a tank that swims. but in order to swim it doesn't function very well as a tank. doesn't do a good job protecting folks on the inside from anything exploding on the outside. instead of spending $13 billion more...

>> drinking? >> oh yes. >> you shouldn't mix the alcohol and drugs in the air. >> but i do. >> you exant do that. you ever hear about the guys that get arrested because they didn't have their clothes on or they deaf pho indicated in the drink cart -- >> imogen! >> let's forget about it. >> you don't know if the -- >> it is great, wonderful. >> your brain doesn't function. >> you can't mix them. it is xanax or am be yen. >> thank god you are responsible. >> what about the jack daniels on top of both of them. >> it is such a bad -- believe me, i learned this through 30 years of fear of flying. >...

>> crawling through. >> got to get that egg. >> thank you. for the complete forecast in your area logon to weather.com. well, the much anticipated apple ipad hit the shelves yesterday but didn't stay there too long as consumers snatched up hundreds of thousands of those new devices. analysts estimate the apple sold 700,000 ipads yesterday and it's up from the 270,000 iphones sold during that launch. mike was right there yesterday. good morning and happy holiday to you. >> good morning. >> what was it like? >> i'm of two minds about this. >> most everybody is, right? >> on the one hand really...