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There's no recount, there's no real question about the results. it's a done deal. you can say that in your mind, in your heart. still, this election just hasn't settled in with a lot of the conservatives out there and some of those family members might be a little unsettled. "saturday night live" offers some advice from a guy they call the drunk uncle. >> here with his advice on how to manage the holidays, please welcome, drunk uncle. >> occupy lame street. i mean, you know, kids, they need to pull up their pants, seth. kids today, kids today, they're always saying, text me, text me, text me, ...

Different vibe to it with your family tomorrow. but be cool, be cool. you can smile, because president obama won re-election. there's no recount, there's no real question about the results. it's a done deal. you can say that in your mind, in your heart. still, this election just hasn't settled in with a lot of the conservatives out there and some of those family members might be a little unsettled. "saturday night live" offers some advice from a guy they call the drunk uncle. >> here with his advice on how to manage the holidays, please welcome, drunk uncle. >> occupy lame street. i mean, you ...

Different vibe to it with your family tomorrow. but be cool, be cool. you can smile, because president obama won re-election. there's no recount, there's no real question about the results. it's a done deal. you can say that in your mind, in your heart. still, this election just hasn't settled in with a lot of the conservatives out there and some of those family members might be a little unsettled. "saturday night live" offers some advice from a guy they call the drunk uncle. >> here with his advice on how to manage the holidays, please welcome, drunk uncle. >> occupy lame street. i mean, you ...

♪ school's out ♪ ♪ for summer ♪ but reverse it >> drunk uncle, how was your summer? >> more like how is your boner? >> come on, drunk uncle. what's there not to like about summer? >> kids tonight, they don't even have summer jobs any more. when i was a kid, i was pizza poor on a newspaper. now it's i'm trending, i'm trending, i'm trending. let's get linked in at the genius bar. you're not a genius. you're in a t-shirt. >> did you get to travel anywhere? >> people need to dress up when they fly, seth.

When i was a kid, it was illegal to drive a car without a tie on. and now it's just are these peanuts free range? is my tray table done downloading? because my e-nook needs more leg room. your seat can be used as a flotation device. it can also be used as a seat. you want to know what my carry-on baggage is? korea. >> oh, okay. drunk uncle. >> everyone is walking around with blue teeth. all these girls in their bikini s showing off their instagrams all over. if i want to see your breasts, i'll marry you. speaking of which, you want to see the impression of my wife on vacation?