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Now all we got is nicki minaj. that girl has like 13 -- >> i think you're too drunk. >> it's my money and i need it now! i woke myself up on that one. hey, seth? >> yeah. >> all right. guess what i got. >> my nose. >> guess what i got? >> you got my nose. >> no, i got your job. that was my impression of an immigrant. >> drunk uncle, everyone. many are calling for the nfl to end the league's three-month lockout of referees after this past weekend's games in which replacement refs marred the games with numerous bad calls. though in fairness a lot of that stuff isn't covered in the training pro...

>> sure. >> ahhh. ahhh. that's all. >> that's not flattering. >> she's a dummy. >> drunk uncle, it does sound like you got to spend some time with your family. >> yeah, my nephew's dead. >> what? >> not actually. he's just a jerk. he wants a iphone 5. more like i phone time warner and get someone from india. i know your name is not kevin. ♪ like a good neighbor state farm is there ♪ state farm was like my neighbor, he'd steal my mail and yell at me in jewish. >> all right, drunk uncle. >> tweet tweet, tweet tweet,

You know? when i was a kid, it was illegal to drive a car without a tie on. and now it's just are these peanuts free range? is my tray table done downloading? because my e-nook needs more leg room. your seat can be used as a flotation device. it can also be used as a seat. you want to know what my carry-on baggage is? korea. >> oh, okay. drunk uncle. >> everyone is walking around with blue teeth. all these girls in their bikinis showing off their instagrams all over. if i want to see your breasts, i'll marry you. speaking of which, you want to see the impression of my wife on vacation?

>> sure. >> ahhh. ahhh. that's all. >> that's not flattering. >> she is a dummy. >> it does sound like you got to spend some time with your family. >> yeah, my nephew's dead. he's just a jerk. he wants a iphone 5. more like i phone time warner and get someone from india. i know your name is not kevin. ♪ like a good neighbor state farm is there ♪ state farm was like my neighbor, he'd steal my mail and yell at me in jewish. >> all right, drunk uncle. >> tweet tweet, tweet tweet,

Now all we got is nicki minaj. that girl has like 13 -- >> i think you're too drunk. >> it's my money and i need it now! i woke myself up on that one. hey, seth? >> yeah. >> all right. guess what i got. >> my nose. >> guess what i got? >> you got my nose. >> no, i got your job. that was my impression of an immigrant. >> drunk uncle, everyone. many are calling for the nfl to end the league's three-month lockout of referees after this past weekend's games in which replacement refs marred the games with numerous bad calls. though in fairness a lot of that stuff isn't covered in the training pro...