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handing out syringes, they can punish citizens for crimes committed before they were born against people they don't know, in places most of them have never even been to. that is like punishing me because in the past one of my relatives bought a red hot chili pepper record. i can't be held responsible for every white person's atrocity. the task force released report of over 1000 pages about eliminating disparities, like the one between people who own sm businesses and people who loot small businesses. like people who use the bathroom and people who pee behind trash cans. >> kat: it wa...

speeches and we get your votes and all that stuff. nobody has ever had to do this before. >> you know, people didn't do it before because usually candidates who judges say are rapists don't usually get this far, but what we found in iowa a couple nights ago was, well, iowa republicans that voted, those 14%, they like their presidential candidates that are called rapists by judges and they like their presidential candidates that steal nuclear secrets and like their presidential candidates that repeatedly defame women. now, you know, willie, i'm new to this political thing. >> let me h...

playing field that even with the quote, even after squandering all those even afte squandering all thos elon musk is still the second richest human being on the planet. and on that note, that does it for us tonight. rachel will be back on monday. alex will be back on tuesday, and my own show, here on msnbc, we'll be back on sunday night on 8 pm, but now it's time for the last word with ali velshi and lawrence o'donnell. >> that was a segment after my own heart. what a world, right? a guy can lose 182 billion dollars, 182 billion dollars and just man in the world. i mean, that says it...

182 billion dollars -- 182 billion dollars and remain the second richest man in the world. that says it all. one doesn't need -- >> which tells you that he had too much in the first place and no human beings should have that much even on paper. it's ridiculous. >> i'm glad, though, about your segment about how people are getting more worried about the gas stoves and you are talking about the culture wars and dr. seuss. and i remember don trump talking about not enough water coming into the shower and asked to flush several times to get it to work. but i'm glad about that because what...

who work together there is nothing but watch. >> chemistry is the main special sauce. >> our timing was perfect for each other. >> you burn a hole in my bed. >> and we are going to be pals, right? >> there is one guy, who is out of control, and one guy trying to say come down. >> you ever disagree on material? >> no. yeah. >> the audience has to feel like they are loose and having fun. >> we are really able to fake fun and looseness. >> yeah. i actually grew up as a kid on comedy teams. that's how i learned about comedy, on comedy teams. >> hey, hey, michelle pfeiffer. >> comedy team...