>> you're up next. >> yesterday during my monologue, i made a few comments. let's roll that. >> did eli wall lack have any help inventing the cotton gin? since then, i've received a number of corrections on twitter and elsewhere and i want to connect it now. the inventer of the cotton gin was not eli walker, it was nathaniel hawthorne. and it wasn't orville redden balker, he invented popcorn. that's true. and anyone running. it was steven wright who invented the airplane. so there we go, people. don't bother me about this 'cause i know this stuff. >> wasn't steven miller. >> what is that? is t...