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Larry Larry Larry Larry gl thanks gays. We have a great show for you tonight. Guys, lewis black on the show. Let me just say, while many in the medical community were content to stop at hearttransplants laughter some with more vision said hey, cant we do this with dicks . We got word today of a remarkable transplant surgery in boston, the first of its kind in this country. A man who lost his penis to cancer has received a new one. Larry wow oh, man yes can you imagine that, you guys . Receiving the gift of a brand new penis . Well, our studio audience doesnt have to imagine anymore, if you che...

Captions by vitac www. Vitac. Com from austin, texas, the state whose governor thinks putting on glasses makes you smarter, its the daily shows coverage of democalypse2014. South by southwest, a lethal injection of democracy. cheers and applause jon thank you very much welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Our final show here in austin, texas. Weve had an incredible time. Were going to finish off big. Hometown favorite band, spoon. cheers and applause so weve been down here since last weekend, making shows during the day, going out at night. Running a texmex mustacheery. laughter ...

Maybe i could make noise they could benefit from, so the next time im having sex, im like, uhhh, tomorrows forecast mostly sunny, 60 chance of rain bring an umbrella [ cheers and applause ] so the next time i see the neighbor in the hallway, shes got an umbrella, im like, ha ha youre welcome hey, guys, my name is eliot chang. Thank you so much. You were just awesome. God bless you. I love you all. Thank you so much. See you soon. [ cheers and applause ] captions by vitac www. Vitac. Com captioning sponsored by Comedy Central from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the...

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