Elko Kha News Today : Breaking News, Live Updates & Top Stories | Vimarsana

serious enough for you now? does jim lehrer have his own brand of bottled water? does jim lehrer poop in a golden toy sflet no. (laughter) jim lehrer is not serious and trump is ready to make this debate about ideas. >> i like the idea of bringing in some very good talent and people that are knowledgeable in certain subjects. i'm pretty knowledgeable on most of the subject. i'm actually very knowledgeable on foreign affairs and things of that like. (laughter) >> stephen: so, candidates, be prepared to be drilled on "things of that like." "items of that such." "topics of this stuff" a...

folks, i've got to tell you, you did not have to chant my name! (laughter) but if you didn't, i would have had to start the show over. (laughter) something i'm sure none of us want to go through. (laughter) nation... (laughter) despite my best efforts to ignore them, things are happening in other parts of the world. for instance, there's america's ever-escalating tensions with iran that could lead to yet another war in the middle east. and there's bad news, too. jim? >> iran claims it has captured one of america's most sophisticated spy planes. >> the secret stealth drone-- nicknamed...

>> jon: that's our show. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen. >> they had the hungry muppet, the starving muppet. you look out there. we have medicaid, a record number of people on food stamp. we have s-chip. we have w.i.c.c. there's all these programs out there to take care of hungry kids. captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: thank you! welcome to the "report," in here out there, around the world. (cro...

>> jon: that's our show. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen. >> they had the hungry muppet, the starving muppet. you look out there. we have medicaid, a record number of people on food stamp. we have s-chip. we have w.i.c.c. there's all these programs out there to take care of hungry kids. captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: thank you! welcome to the "report," in here out there, around the world. (cro...

we're really or about our drone landing in your yard, sir, and about those times we t.p.'d your sanctions. i know you don't like us hanging out with those jewish kids but what are we going to do? they're our strategic play date in the region. anyway, if you could give us our drone back we promise never to ever ever bother you ever again, okay? and if you do i swearly come over here every weekend and mow your sand. (laughter) >> all right. >> stephen: that's the work. that's the work. (applause) okay? oh, oh, and while we're at it, can we get the hostages back, please? come on! it's d...