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Bovine flatulence is a major source of carbon dioxide. >> eric: yes, it's the biggest one in the world. >> anthony: no, not the biggest one in the world. bovine flatulence? >> eric: yes, bigger than cars, bigger than anything else. >> anthony: see, this is why we should eat meat. we're saving the planet. we got to kill these things. they're ripping hole in the ozone layer. plus it stinks. >> eric: your are a lost case. [ speaking french ] >> anthony: what did she say? >> eric: she said she hopes you're very hungry because what's coming is serious. >> anthony: farcon. i think that means cannonb...

They can also kill you. so when shit gets bad and you find yourself a tangle of busted bones and torn flesh having slid off a lonely high altitude piste, it's people like laurent langoisseur of la compagnie du mont-blanc who come and save you. sonia poppoff works for peloton de gendarmerie de haute montagne. she's who you call when things are really bad. this was eric's life dream as a young man, to be a park ranger in the alps or in the mountains. this is what he wanted to do. >> eric: i wanted to do, yeah. i wanted to be you. >> anthony: let's face it. your career as a chef is coming to an e...

Kitchen because you were such a shit waiter, right? >> eric: yeah, no, but i wted to be in the kitchen. after graduation, i was in paris with my suitcase. i was 17 years old. and then i see that guy. >> anthony: maybe some asparagus upon which one nestles a poached egg. a freshly frothed zabaione and an obscenely generous pile of black truffle shavings. >> eric: i actually like a lot of zabaione. >> anthony: egg on egg, man. nothing beats it. it's ridiculous. i don't know why people mistake me for you. because they see us on tv together. we both have the white hair. and people can say, "oh, i ...

>> anthony: i hate golf. >> eric: i want to try it. i want to do it one time. >> anthony: i bet you $1,000 you can't get it across the one. >> eric: i'm fine. i have nothing to lose. >> anthony: well, yeah, $1,000. oh, you're out, man. >> eric: no, three times. >> anthony: oh, geez. no, it's like watching a monkey try to work a typewriter. look, i don't even know what. >> eric: shh. silent please.

Look, i know what to do with a cow. >> eric: i know what you do you're going to. >> marie: you put in your fridge. >> anthony: exactly right. >> anthony: how could you do it? >> eric: how can i do what? >> anthony: to be surrounded by this much great cheese. >> eric: well, we ate about a pound of cheese each. >> anthony: you're going to have a big cannonball of crap lodged up your butt like a baby head. the size of a freaking baby head. you will understand the agony of delivery. >> eric: we are not leaving this table alone. >> anthony: we are, because there's a bunch of drunk, horny mountainee...