COM The Colbert Report March 25, 2013
dr. adams: billions of stars and billions of galaxies make up our universe. here you see polaris, the dog star. i'm just gonna step outside and go wee-wee. certainly, mr. garrison. [ hinge squeaks ] [ clicks, hums ] you love the planetarium. to be without the planetarium causes you horrible pain. all you want to do is help the planetarium thrive. to not do so makes your stomach ache with needlelike stabs -- and right over here we see the constellation orion. orion's belt is made up of three stars, one of which... dude, what just happened? what do you mean? come on. we got to get out ...
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