QUENTIN LETTS: Lord Dave could have been a doctor touring the day room at a care home, basting them all in Cameron butter. How the House of Lords loved it
QUENTIN LETTS: To Parliament's fustier end, where the scent of boiled milk blends with a hint of cracked leather, library dust and Chateau Bedpan. David Cameron was at the Lords despatch box.
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