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In celebration of the University's 200th year, the University of Michigan's premier humor publication, The Every Three Weekly, is proud to announce the publication of its encyclopedic guide to this fine institution. Within this somewhat comprehensive guide to two centuries of Michigan history, reade

Hello, it’s me: the man who peed on the paper that is now in your hands. Yes, this exact paper. No, this is not a metaphor. My literal pee. Your literal hands. Touching. How did I pee on this particular paper? Very good question, especially since The Every Three Weekly produces thousands of copies

About three weeks ago, our editors created a Buzzfeed quiz that asked, “Which editor of 'The Every Three Weekly' are you?” I know that if I were an editor, I would be none other than Ismael Halaweh, and this is a fact. I said to myself, as well as everyone in our staff GroupMe, that if I didn’t get

Campus Laments Enduring Eyesore AN UNFORTUNATELY-STILL-EXTANT BUILDING – Much to the chagrin of students, faculty, and sighted people everywhere, last month’s flooding of the North Quad residence hall has failed to completely and utterly destroy the Dennison Building, the universally-loathed archit