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The screen door slams. Mary’s dress waves. And I can’t come up with a senior farewell that captures my feelings about The Every Three Weekly nearly as well as Bruce Springsteen could. My story begins like many of Springsteen’s— with a car. I used to drive to standup shows across the Midwest in my
Better than sex, twice as often.
Here at the Every Three Weekly, it has been our policy not to taint our coverage of the news with our own opinions. In our stories of awkward human interactions, goofy professors, or social irresponsibility, we let the facts speak for themselves regardless of our own personal agendas. However, follo
In my years as an RA on this campus, I have reaped a great many pearls of wisdom about the workings, corrupt and clandestine, of our institution. I now pass on the highlights to forthcoming generations of Umich students for posterity. Here they are: There is very fine print on Housing’s roommate
First of all I want to thank you, dear reader! This paper has been produced for the sole purpose of making you laugh (best case scenario) or at least half-heartedly smile as often as humanly possible. If you are looking for jokes in this farewell, however, you won’t find any. Well maybe one, but it