The 20th to meet with me. so i'll let you know just how i feel about what a rascal you really are. you are a rude, thoughtless little pig. >> okay, wow. father of the year. don't forget baldwin. remember, he wanted to be a talk show host. it didn't work out well as planned. take a look. when can we take some calls on everyone? do we have calls on there? no calls yet. no calls yet. what number do people call to get on the air? i mean, do we have that number? it's right there. you know, do i have a call number in. oh, i'm so sorry. that's interesting. interesting. we have any calls yet? there ar...