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without being murdered. but also four nypd transit cops caught an alleged killer and a suspected serial slasher in under just 24 hours. [cheers and applause] greg: about time, huh? it wasn t that hard since they were both wearing i heart murder and slashing t-shirts. but, seriously, you won t believe how the police did this. they used this amazing technology, pictures. yep, the cops recognized both the perps from internal department wanted posters. it s may i seeing how the whole thing works. you have a guy s description and then you circulate it. and that helps you catch the guy. it s insane. pretty awesome. except, well, we really don t do that anymore. that s why i bring it up. mug shots, as you know, are now considered racist. just like everything else is racist. now, you ve got to remember, after the george floyd riots, one of the first things to go when we decided policing was evil was the use of mug shots. san francisco police chief william scott announced it e ....
kt: what do you think. greg: i think it might exist but it s probably buried. kt: it s classified. greg: yes, it is. kt: but, look, mug shots, so this morning at a very early morning, i click on my wall street journal subscription and what mug shot do i see? greg gutfeld. greg: yes. kt: in fact fabulous mug shots of you. the wall street journal which usually praises nobel lauer yes, it is or billionaires, has this huge puff piece about greg gutfeld, king of late night television, super star of fox news, the guy who can do any hour. i mean, it blew me away. [cheers and applause] greg: yeah, you re right. i saw that. i saw the article came out. it s an interesting process when people write about you because you know about the story than anybody else does because you re you and you watch the things they remove and you watch the things they put in. ....
Story? all right. let s go on to another one. second topic, should you stop changing your underwear? [cheers and applause] greg: no surprise, dirty underwear wins. if you could see the audience, it wouldn t have been a surprise. all right. there s a new movement encouraging people to rethink how often they actually need to wash their clothes. and it s proven to be very popular and not just to flies. ha ha. many people working from home since covid have found they no longer need to constantly rewash everybody they wear every day. needless to say, there s a name for these people. smelly. advocates claim not only are you saving on detergent you re also ....
Hours chet won another six emmys. so he s up to 31. in local news, i mean a lot of people think it s easy to get an emmy but it s not. it s not at all. and chet, you know, he s in the hospital. we wish him luck, he s hanging by a thread. where each guest has to share a story from wherever they re from. that s what local news is. and then i vote on the winner and that person gets to spend the night at jamie s place. all right. i ve got to go to you first kt because you have a great way of telling stories. where are you from again? kt: i m from madison wisconsin and i m going to tell you a story from nearby. in the midwest, particularly in wisconsin, the big thing to do on the weekend is to go to the church rumage sales, the church fairs, and they re so fun because there s something for everybody. so usually the best ones to go to are the catholic churches, in this case saint joseph s is having theirs tomorrow, the ....
And to see bridget s before and after photos. greg: welcome back, everyone. a nasty movement is gaining ground, but is there better news to be found? yep, it s time once again for the audience decides the story! greg: you know the rules, you get two news stories and the bigger applause determines which one we ll cover. it s also how i pick which orphan gets to walk on my back. the other one s thrown in a wood thrusher. first up, according to the usda, crop conditions for corn, soybean-and wheat are on the decline this week. perhaps due to joy behar cutting out carbs. audience, do you like that ....