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A veteran. i was being very, very, very serious. i was having people thank me for my service. i don't know if i would have married him at all the i didn't know that was the case. >> it's not all bad news. spouses may qualify for certain benefits like health care, life insurance or money to help pay for school. so there are options out there for you. [laughter] >> greg: quarter veteran. >> quarter veteran. >> hopefully the government will allow you to get with somebody you really are happy with. but it's still illegal to marry yourself. >> greg: joe, are you there? >> i'm here. >> good to see y...

According to bloomberg, it's 417 feet long and doesn't include the cost of the mini yacht. so if you add the mini yacht to the super yacht, it's 500 feet and -- >> true. >> this discussion we're having right now, you have set sale on a sea of lies. this b.s. ain't going to float. >> you don't want them to cancel your internet. >> that's it. please, jeff. lastly, hey, we got to bring it home. greg, let's look at your discussion with kat about fauci's leaked e-mails. mike, take us home. >> i don't care if they're calling you tony mcorgy downtown. go ahead. >> greg: by the way, tony

Mcorgy -- >> your nickname. >> greg: no it's an excellent irish bar. >> a secret knock. >> i can find no record of a bar in new york or anywhere for that matter called tony mcorgy. and now with a number of times i've googled that name, i'm on a government watch list. >> greg: it's an illegal speak easy. >> there's good news for you, greg. according to a very reputable site, urbandictionary.com, an mcorgy is a double cheeseburger, a mcchicken sandwich together inside two bones. >> greg: seriously? >> yeah. i'm loving it. >> greg: that's something to get into. >> we're not going to talk about th...

♪ ♪ >> greg: before we go, let's do this. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: as a world-famous celebrity, i run into a lot of famous people. you won't believe what i saw relaxing at home last night, there is famed films are jared leto just kicking back, enjoying a snack. he's had some great challenging roles lately, i think he actually might've won and oscar. he deserves the rest, hairy little vulgar. congrats. and where some pants, disgusting. it set your dvrs every night so he never miss an episode,

Same thing. it's annoying and rude. they're wanting us to stop. why don't they stop, too? >> it's not fair. that's selfishness for me. >> again, like if they're going to expect us to do it, expect everyone to do it. >> they're flying all over. i would say it's hypocritical for them to say that all americans should stop when they're not. >> greg: vocal fry. it's almost like they just learned something. so it's easy to poke fun at young minds that endorse crap that they haven't thought through, which is why we do it. it's friday. it's also why god made democrats. they never have second thoughts ...