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The Return of the Nutcracker is coming to the Paramount Theatre 352 Cypress Street on December 18th. Get ready for gut-busting laughter and get your tickets early.

While many people are on their best behavior this time of year, some like to be a little naughty and end up on Santa's bad side.

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There will probably never be an About Ham Time.

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