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and gentlemen? truth. [laughter] now, obviously over the past couple of weeks, there have been a lot of very important issues that we've had to discuss here on the program, issues that may have been waylaid by perhaps more pressing issues that we've had to discuss, like the death of bin laden, the hard-core porn in bin laden's house. [laughter] hard-core poets, rhyming in the people's house, and finally the distractions are over. we here at "the daily show" can get back to our core mission, discussing the important issues of the day, such as immigration policy in a respectful, sober ...

>> in a bombshell announcement, former california governor arnold schwarzenegger now admits to fathering a child with a longtime household staffer. >> jon: oh, for [bleeped]. [laughter] this close. damn you nearly irresistible comic possibilities. funny accent, built-in movie poster fun. sure, yes, obviously, sure. you know, we didn't even write these tonight. we just showed up here this morning and they were already here. [laughter] some type of snark fairy. oh, for god's sake. that's... i don't think... well, that actually could be "kindergarten cook." [laughter] quirk? ah, [bleepe...

>> may 17, 2011, from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show with jon stewart." captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme song playing] [applause] >> jon: welcome one and all to "the daily anthenaeum" show. my name is jon stewart. we have a good one tonight, folks. my guest tonight, annie jacobsen. she's author of the bookary" 51." so you know what you're getting a little bit of tonight, ladies and gentlemen? truth. [laughter] now, obviously over the past couple of weeks, there have been a lot of very important issues that we've had to discu...

more pressing issues that we've had to discuss, like the death of bin laden, the hard-core porn in bin laden's house. [laughter] hard-core poets, rhyming in the people's house, and finally the distractions are over. we here at "the daily show" can get back to our core mission, discussing the important issues of the day, such as immigration policy in a respectful, sober manner. you're welcome. [laughter] to the debate. >> in a bombshell announcement, former california governor arnold schwarzenegger now admits to fathering a child with a longtime household staffer. >> jon: oh, for [ble...

captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme song playing] [applause] >> jon: welcome one and all to "the daily anthenaeum" show. my name is jon stewart. we have a good one tonight, folks. my guest tonight, annie jacobsen. she's author of the bookary" 51." so you know what you're getting a little bit of tonight, ladies and gentlemen? truth. [laughter] now, obviously over the past couple of weeks, there have been a lot of very important issues that we've had to discuss here on the program, issues that may have been waylaid by perhaps more pressing issues that we've had to discuss, li...