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would ever see johnny alive. many people would probably like that but i would need a new assistant. the outrage from the democrats and the media would be humongous. they would throw johnny in solitary, probably shackle him. they would need very small shackles though because johnny's leg are very skinny. his tan face would be plastered all over cnn and msnbc. they would dox his family poor, poor mrs. bell saraio. meanwhile poor johnny sleeping on a cold concrete floor. diney one meal a day through that tiny slot. worst of all, no one on the inside to steam his shirt. johnny would neve...

Jesse, i will literally steal pregnant goats from the cincinnati zoo before i put $5 worth of gas in my lawn mower. jesse, are you listening to me? >> jesse: i'm listening. i'm listening. i can't believe you're wearing the same shirt. >> jesse, i will literally siphon gas out of nancy pelosi's husband's car before i put $5 per gallon worth of gas in my lawn mower >> jesse: and you would be doing the country a public service because then he wouldn't drive drunk and just wreck some other vehicle. listen i think you're on to something. >> you heard it here first >> jesse: i hope the country watch...