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Being a jerk does and that's what it is about. tolerance is a condom for jerks seeking protection from their own jerkiness. i would use it myself, but i don't make one in my size. if you disagree, you are a racist h co mophobe. >> and now i wonder how my new crop of assistants will feel about a bonus greg-alogue? >> they love me more than food which is good because i don't feed them. all right new crop of assistants. so since i last wrote that greg-alogue, a new york cabbie was stabbed by a drunken man who first asked the driver if he was muslim. how long before this horrible crime was linke...

Should have jail time and they should get their asses kicked. >> angela! it is ladies' night. >> he is already going to be sore from the jail anyway, why get it kicked? >> community service at a v.a. hospital is deserved. >> they will be hassling him the whole time. great, cleaning the bed pans. somebody deserves a medal. >> i do lie, but i -- my lieses are never that magestic. >> what ind could of lies do you tell? >> i bench press 285. >> and you have an actual unicorn and stable at your house. >> no, that's real. it happened to be my cousin's unicorn and you had a great time. >> had a blast...

>> they are five years old? >> five years old, eight years old. >> but they end, don't they? >> because i end it because i move on to a younger guy. >> they have gotten too old. >> i am starting to level out, but only because i am starting to mature. >> you treat men like paris treats her chiuauas. you leave them in the closet and forget they are there, accidentally step on one. >> they eat their paws to survive. >> that's a horrible thing to say. not entirely true. > my greg-alogue, i thought it was condescending to women. it should be novel that women are attracted to younger men. it shouldn...

Her apart meant? >> juliette, you basically asked, should it be a crime to lie about this if you don't gain from it? and what judge smith said, he says the act as currently written applies to pure speech. in other words he says you can go to jail for writing something. maybe they can redraft the law and make it so it says you can't profit from it, and that would be okay. >> do you think that's what they should do? >> yes. if the supreme court -- if this goes to the supreme court and the court upholds the decision, they should redraft it so you can't profit from it. >> i think that's -- i'm gla...

Mosque madness. seriously, take a look, because i sure didn't. wouldn't mind knowing what it is about. >> was he playing on march madness. >> just got it now. that is with the basketball, right? some sort of college thing? >> yes, i believe. a whole festival about marching. >> i love festivals and i do march. >> you big, stupid, jerk. and now to the greg-alogue. it is a rhetorical apparatus for putting lip service into loyalty oaths. last night we discussed the ground zero twitter account. the mosque developers said they were bringing in, quote, a new team. i didn't know you needed a new t...