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Whatever a country that is next, but nato's afraid of russia, and president trump's taking a quick pivot between the key lime pie or whatever and launching a couple missiles into syria. you want it to happen, this can happen. greg: kat, i'm sure you've been in this situation, you're at dinner -- [laughter] and you think things are going well, and then an hour later you realize the guy that you're with is bombing another country. [laughter] >> only once, but -- [laughter] that was a rough night. i agree with trump on this, but by that i mean 2016 candidate trump. [laughter] who said that gettin...

Greg: right. [applause] >> and that's what -- >> the constitution doesn't allow for flexibility. greg: yes -- >> and he did a great thing by leaving congress out of it. >> then amend it! greg: the constitution needs a yoga mat. >> or a pilates machine. long and lean but very tauped. greg: oh, my god, i can't walk for days. >> it's going to be difficult for people to argue against this because there's a rule that you don't use weapons of mass destruction. serin gas is that, and when you do, you need to get punished for it. if you go to congress needing time to get it, i don't know if you know t...

Thank you ♪ahhh, ah ahhh ♪each bird >> if you'll be in new york city and would like free tickets to be part of our studio audience, e-mail gregtix@foxnews.com. greg: a british survey finds that 63% of people over age 70 are happier than they have ever been. they think it means more time for hobbies and no longer caring what people think. but why wait? can't we all just identify as 70 right now? [laughter] kat timpf hit the streets to see if americans agree. >> no wonder i'm so miserable. i still have 42 more years to go. i don't want to wait that long. i'm going to try to figure out how i ...

>> i just think we've become so spoiled, certain parts of our population, and they can talk a good game about anything. but even if they were going to -- even if donald trump hit them, cool, finish your four week course, meet me on the grassy knoll with your ten best, they'd be like, what? [laughter] [applause] you know, they'll go to their safe spaces. he was threatening me, and i was trying to have a dialogue, and -- [laughter] greg: you know how shameless it would be if he said i'm offering you a job. you could be on the new celebrity apprentice, they'll say, yes! >> no, they won't, because...

And the people at pepsi are like, okay. that's what the jenners do. they pay to be on tv. they're not talented! and all the trolls got together. we literally could have had trolls holding hands like that coke commercial all around the world going this is terrible. you guys are not talented. [laughter] please stop. go back to your hotels, lock the door, get facelifts and leave us alone. [laughter] [cheers and applause] greg: i am going to wrap with this. i think i -- the thing that bugs me about this is that pepsi pulled the ad because they pissed off the cool people. they wouldn't have done it...