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Jokes, what's it like up there? it's just a long night for me -- [laughter] so i stay at home. i enjoying being at home. greg: i don't like bad drinkers -- >> inexperienced. greg: yeah, inexperienced. drinking is a gift you shouldn't -- >> first of all, jim's alibi and symposium in jersey. part of the problem with millennials is they don't know the joy of a good dive bar. greg: i disagree. but go ahead. >> and the other thing, i read the story, and i probably misread it, but i read it as if they were doing that thing they seem to like to do which is to claim ownership or invention of something...

Really, really nasty. and whenever you look at their bios, it's always like loving grandfather. [laughter] you're like, whoa, why are you like this? where does it come from? is it better that he's not yelling at his grandkids, i guess probably. greg: yes. >> i want everyone to be nice to their grandkids, so i'll be fine being called an idiot bimbo by a grandpa, you know? i can take it. but social media shows you how really ugly people are on the inside, and i think it's actually kind of terrifying. greg: tyrus -- >> huh? greg: what? >> no, you said my name. greg: that's how i try to get you ...

Ka,. that was the whole point. what about you? what would you teach? >> i couldn't do it. greg: no? >> high school kids terrify me. greg: what about grade school kids? >> even scarier. greg: yeah? what about preschool kids? >> scary too. greg: how about pets? you want to -- >> i will teach sea lions. [laughter] greg: i would do introduction to greg gutfeld, and the curriculum would be my latest book, the gutfeld monologue, available on amazon, simon & schuster or other -- >> there was space on there to get a few more pictures of myself. greg: believe me, i wanted more. we have time for one mor...

Of their relatives. it drives them nuts. [laughter] [cheers and applause] greg: look at that. let's welcome tonight's guests. aside from betty crocker, he's my former baker. former cia operative, diligence president mike baker. [cheers and applause] well, he could turn the world on with his smile and turn it off with his odor. [laughter] sorry. fox news radio host tom shaloub! [cheers and applause] her favorite food is corn on the macabre. national review reporter kat timpf. [cheers and applause] and he jumps rope with a telephone line, former wwe

Finished down 121. >> how about now? >> you're hired. [laughter] >> so get your bret bear today. >> i'm bret baier in washington, and i'll see you later. [laughter] greg: all right. [cheers and applause] tyrus, what have you got? >> actually, greg, my favorite is one no one has even seen yet. as you know, i sometimes fill as the white house press secretary, and i did it again this week. take a look. [inaudible conversations] >> it's good to be back. if any of you have questions for greg, make it fast. i've got a birthday party to be at in 30 minutes. >> can you tell us how the invitees were se...