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>> is there anything you can tell us about that? >> i mean, what can you possibly buy a ferret for his birthday besides maybe a dead rabbit? >> did you actually rule out doing that? >> brah, i don't know. i highly doubt he shows up. >> what happens next, sir? >> greg probably won't be too happy. he rented out an entire chuck e. cheese for this party. the manager's really concerned after what happened last year. >> what is he basing that concern on? >> oh, i don't know, maybe claude climbing on tables and eating other people's pizza or greg refusing to leave the kids' ball pit because we're all...

Eligible person i know. greg: somebody got in a fight. >> thank you. greg: somebody got in a fight. [laughter] but the idea of the contrast between one and many is why trump won. they do these studies with product. like if you want to sell a soft pillow, you don't compare it to a firm pillow, you compare it to five, and everybody likes the contrast. if you had 17 candidates, that's why trump won because everybody looked the same. it's going to happen with democrats. they're going to get 15, and that one person that stands out, that's different -- could be a professional athlete, a comedian -- ...

First thing they'd do is take the robot swimming. [laughter] i would come home to a explosion in the bathtub and them going he did it, she did it. [laughter] but i would be, i have big concerns with just, with seeing, like, my kids grow up. the hardest thing for me is they're so involved -- they're very individualistic, they're very into they're ipads and video games, and when they play are other kids, sometimes it's like you to this -- here's a ball. do we download this? i'm not sure the personal, the molding, the i growing and stuff, i just don't -- i have my concerns with that. greg: really...

You just want to get together and enjoy family and everything, and you can't do it. it's very, very difficult. we're not approaching civil war status, i don't think that's ever going to happen. by the way, if it did, the left would get its ass kicked. [laughter] [applause] but i think we do need to step back, take a breath and do exactly what you say. next time you're in a conversation just realize, hey, look, we've seen a lot worse times. and it's not the death of the republic every time the administration takes an action. greg: you know, tom, is it too much to expect the left to meet the rig...

Superstar and my massive sidekick, tyrus. [cheers and applause] all right. mike, good to see you. is there any hope for the united states to actually become united? >> no. by the way, i like this is the international symbol for jumping rope, right, tyrus? i liked that, that was good. greg: answer the question, mike. >> i wasn't even listening to the question. i think you've got an absolutely perfect point here. there's -- nobody lives in the center anymore. nobody is living in the middle ground. it's like trend are. warfare. both sides are over here on opposite sides throwing hand grenades at ...