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>> that's when they came out with the tom collins mixes, and i remember sitting there watching my parents drinking at home and thinking one day that'll be me. [laughter] greg: did you ever wonder why they started acting funny? why are mommy and daddy acting funny? [laughter] >> they usually sent us to bed before that happened. greg: you didn't understand that, like, over time they started acting differently. why are they acting differently? tom, what are your thoughts on this? >> ah, young people. they should get out. you've got to get out more. you know where i like to drink? sears. [laughter...

Greg: if you were a high school teacher, what subject would you teach? i'm interested -- what do you think, tom? what would you teach? >> i think i'd go gym teacher. greg: really, why? >> just get all the kids back. my gym teacher always tortured me, and, you know, take out my aggression on the youth. greg: yeah. [laughter] you'd make 'em climb the rope, wouldn't you? >> yeah, all the way to the top. no crash pad down below. greg: fantastic. [laughter] mandatory dodgeball as they leave with baseballs. dodgeball with baseballs. [laughter] dodge base, we used to call it. tyrus, i have a feeling ...

Eligible person i know. greg: somebody got in a fight. >> thank you. greg: somebody got in a fight. [laughter] but the idea of the contrast between one and many is why trump won. they do these studies with product. like if you want to sell a soft pillow, you don't compare it to a firm pillow, you compare it to five, and everybody likes the contrast. if you had 17 candidates, that's why trump won because everybody looked the same. it's going to happen with democrats. they're going to get 15, and that one person that stands out, that's different -- could be a professional athlete, a comedian -- ...

Handle. they have a handle. it makes it easier for me to gesture around when i'm talking to my cat. [laughter] >> like this? >> you know, like are, you know, like that when you talk. greg: there is no -- wine tastes the same whether it's in a mug or a wine glass. >> i disagree. >> yeah. disagree. greg: should we do a whole other segment -- >> when you go to a party and they have wine and you have to drink out of the red cup, i'm going home. greg: oh. racist. [laughter] coming up, where the hell do these go at night? we'll answer audience questions. stick around. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ â...

Point. the joy of a flask. greg: yeah, you know, a flask -- you can't carry them anymore because you're always being frisked. you used to be able to take them to concerts -- >> or on airplanes. >> wait a minute, it has to be empty. >> i'm saying you use to be able to. >> oh, okay. not that i've ever been held up with a flask in an airport, but one would think liquid, you know, can't get that through. greg: the other cool thing about drinking at home is it forces you to make your home less depressing. build a little bar, a little area to drink. it's kind of nice. >> it depends on the person, gr...