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Calling a nazi is a white nationalist is like calling a pedophile a kid friend. or harvey weinstein a lady's man. which isn't really fair. he also likes plants. trump is also an idea guy. he's got loads of ideas. you've got to love him for that. he wants to give teachers guns. and i support that because then they can sell them for things they need like supplies. [ applause ] >> a lot of protractors. a lot of people want trump to be impeached. i do not. because just when you remember trump is awful, you remember mike pence. mike pence is what happens when andersson cooper isn't gay. mike pence ...

Republicans are easy to make fun of. it's like shooting fish in a chris christie. but i also want to make fun of democrats. democrats are harder to make fun of because you guys don't do anything. people think you might flip the house and senate this november, but you guys always find a way to mess it up. you're somehow going to lose by 12 points to a guy named jeff pedophile nazi doctor. oh, he's a dock top. kellyanne conway has the perfect last name for what she ds, conway. it's like if my name was michelle jokes frizzy hair small its. you guys have to stop putting

Mmm! mike pence is also very anti-choice. he thinks abortion is murder, which first of all, don't knock it till you try it. and when you do try it, really knock it. you know, you've got to get that baby out of there. and yeah, sure, you can groan all you want. i know a lot of you are very anti-aborti anti-aborti anti-abortion, you know, unless it's the one you got for your secret mistress. it's fun how values can waiver. but good for you. mike pence is a weirdo, though. he's a weird little guy. he might -- he won't meet with other women without his wife present. when people first heard this, t...