Okay, so it may have been more than once or twice. And while I’m aware that there’s a redundancy or two (or three) in those adjectives, since truth is the seal of God, and my refrain as a litigator was “the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth,” I gotta call ’em as I see ’em. So, Joanne, put your blue pencil down and leave in every single one of those adjectives. [EDITOR’S NOTE — WASN’T THINKING OF TOUCHING THEM.] All three grandchildren, though, were born before I began writing this column/blog, and thus their births never received their proper due. That’s no...