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documents is the worst thing you can do. joe biden told us that himself. how anyone could be that irresponsible. and i thought what data was in there that may compromise sources and methods? it s just totally irresponsible. jesse: like a babylon bee headline joe biden is under investigation for hiding highly classified documents in a closet for the last six years. biden was stuffing classified, top secret documents at the penn biden center right in the middle of washington, d.c. right next door to steakhouse and short little walk from the chinese embassy. what were these documents? well, nothing major, just top secret intelligence involving iran, great britain, and ukraine. just taken out right when he was leaving the vice presidency in january 2017. so what was in these documents that joe biden didn t want the incoming trump administration to see? details on the iran nuke deal? that trump was set to cancel you know, the deal where obama-biden paid the iranians a ha ....
this is a vacation. two scoops, sir? two? make it three. i m not driving. jesse: no matter how much fun you re having, you can t stay at a hotel forever. don t tell this to the migrants. here in new york, the mayor has been putting up illegals in swanky hotels that cost up to 500 a night. now, he is trying to kick them out but the migrants don t want to go. [shouting] jesse: level translate. i m not leaving. i m not leaving. i m not [bleep] leaving. [cheers] jesse: the city is trying to send them to a different taxpayer funded shelter. but they got used to a life of luxury. the hotel they are in now has a pool, gym, tvs, dry cleaning, a restaurant, bar and lounge. they don t want to go somewhere that doesn t have those types of amenities. so brooklyn cruise terminal a large structure not meant to be inhabited. it is 1,000 beds, beds made out of hard material. there is no space for personal belongings, if you have personal belongings, you have to put them ....
Much she doesn t know. she must do her research on twitter. along with the president, of course, she has been dead wrong about how to fix the border, it s not quantum physics. let me cut to the chase, if i were king for a day and i were asked to fix the human train wreck at the southern border that the vice president and the president have created, here s what i would do, number one, it is against the law to try to sneak into our country. if you are caught, i would deport you, immediately. number two, it is against the law to enter our country and to try to stay here by claiming you re a political refugee if you are not. if you are caught lying, i would deport you. immediately. number three, i would adopt a remain in mexico program. if you claim to be a political refugee, and you want to come ....
Announce that will smith slapped him, too. so, what i say to the president is, if you want to be trusted with the border, trust the law. institute a remain in mexico program. execute safe third country agreements. declare the mexican cartels foreign terrorist organizations. here s my worry though, jesse. i worry that all of this is a ruiz. reuse. the president intends to introduce a bill in congress i will enforce the law as soon as you grant people had are in our country illegally amnesty. i worry especially that he will convince enough republicans to take the to take the bullet train to church town and vote for the bill and it will become law and that will make the human ....
[applause] mr. president,. [laughter] by the bed to famous guys. ab they were beavis and butthead brick that was thepp opposite of comforting braid seems his only strategy is to deflect from our current mystery to promising more misery. that and fake stories about trains. a lot of folks in amtrak became my family, not a joke. angelo, came up to me one day when they had just announced i had flown 1 million x number of miles on air force aircraft. comes up and he says joey baby and i i thought the secret service were going to shoot him prey said no, no, no, he s good true story. true story. ramming about trains my human train wreck. the only biden who knowsde about rails as we snorted a few ....