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>> so when they talk about the environment, i say you hate birds. you hate birds because your win moneys are kill -- windmills are killing birds. what kind of monster are you that you would hate birds. when you talk about gun control, that's a gun ceiling. and it is sexist because you're preventing law-abiding women from purchasing guns -- >> now know that was a very -- in my nerdy way i like what you said about government spending. it's your spending, which kind of frames the debate differently. but it doesn't happen that way and they're not good at articulating that. gets back to the humor t...

Let me just share another tweet with our audience. this was directed to twitter hip ellen degeneres, addressing her potential hard feelings. she, i guess, had asked the cia to follow her when they came on twitter. they said, sorry for not following you back, but if you visit us, maybe we can take a selfie. i guess my worry, and i do think some of it is sort of funny. being -- it's one thing to be clever and humorous, but at some point down the road, they could get themselves into trouble, don't you think? >> well, let's go back to the humor thing. i don't try humor either. you know, intelligen...

Didn't have access to a newspaper or a computer, but they were duped over twitter. it is unbelievable to me. >> a lot of people spend their time -- i could be duped over twitter. >> i have been duped several times. >> i know. you had to explain your tweets. i clicked through stories. some days i real all of my news either on twitter or after clicking through twitter. >> what do you think? he should be elected mayor of something. >> he should be elected. it is a really english thing and a really english humor thing to do. i spent a lot of time in that area.to pull this off. the people are proba...