[cheers and applause] greg: i tell gene, could you just put something together, and that s what he does. a sick little boy. yeah, it s red meat thursday when we tell you what you already knew to be true, and everyone who disagrees can go f themselves, to quote dana perino. tonight s red meat, leftists are ugly. i know, knew that already. you ve seen the view. but now science is bearing it out. it s amazing, begins with a new artificial intelligence study out of denmark, which is a country i believe. turns out ai can now predict a person s political leanings with 61% accuracy and it s based solely on their face. it s far more accurate than the old method which was based on ass size. but when they judge the facial features used to make these political predictions, they found something else. the right wingers were way hotter. yeah, yeah, yeah. but with some notable exceptions, of course. he brought down the curve. but now here s the boring part, danish scientists, those are th
scare. you should never give an exact date. who gives a [bleep]. paul: t k. tyrus: are you talking to me? calm down. i ll be the parent. why in the blue hell have we ever listened to this child one time. paul: exactly. tyrus: i m sorry. did i miss something? did we she graduate from college? is she a genius? no. she basically doeseniu what my daughter does every time i take away one of her toys, you ve ruined mr y childhood and i ll hate you forever. you closu foe the door and an h later, i m sorry daddy. like hurry up and give her the spanking she s supposed to have gotten already and send her to her room. this is ridiculous, she s not an expert. of course she n s wrong greg. she s an ignorant child who doesn t go to school. she s going to say dumb [bleep].
better than anything else we ve come up with, let s hang on it to. progressives the idea is we re going some place else, shangri-la, there s a city on the hill, you re never going to get there. so you re always going to be dissatisfied. it is alike taking a very long car ride with a bunch of apparently very cranky women. we ve all been through those, you know, college years, and it s not a pleasant experience. greg: no, it isn t. but i think if you believe there s nothing positive in life, then all you re going to do is it s going to come out of your pores. paul: they ll never let that go because it s the business model and they ll be out of a job. greg: exactly the activist face comes out of the activist class, kat and they can t let it go or they ll be out on their ass. see that was a rhyme. how you doing kat? kat: i m okay. i don t buy any of this. greg: why?
paul: kat: because you have to be happy for people to want to bang you, my life doesn t make any sense. tyrus: she s got a point. greg: are you saying you re miserable today? kat: i don t think i give off a sunshiney vibe. and also it s funny to me because now like conservatives like biassed ai. we did weeks on like ai is woke and now that it tells you you re hot it s all over? greg: yeah, that s human nature, once you get a compliment you forget about everything else kat: i don t think you can tell someone s hot based on a picture. so many times i thought someone was hot and then i hear them talk and i m like. . right? . greg: you are right kat: i thought so. greg: do you agree with kat this is bs. tyrus: yes, for different reasons. i looked at a lot of those photos and i just saw a lot of unhappy dudes and that s not a democrat or republican thing,
through my garbage. paul: exactly. greg: some of it in there, some i is still living kat: those needles are sharp. greg: you knew i had a porcupine. tyrus: he s big cross stitcher, makes socks and scarves in the winter. greg: true when i m not shooting up. tyrus: wasted my breath. greg: last word to you kat, what s your story make it a great one you could win kat: it s great. this lady in ohio is refusing to remove a 9.5 wolf statue in her front yard. she put it up for halloween, city ordered it to take it down but she s been dressing it in seasonal costumes and she went so far as to say, i kind of look at it as a security thing who wants to break into a house with a 9.5 footwear wolfe out front. and of course it has nothing to do with safety she s just shamelessly trolling and i couldn t be that shameless speaking of ohio i m doing a live show in columbus on