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through his point out the obvious, really, and then twisted somewhere. i just can't believe the way people are. what is my humanity? what kind of world do we live in? you're not alone. ultimately i think that's what the comics saying. reality is the fodder for comedy because it's what we have. so where else can we find comedy? if not in real life? what fake life, you know? life is real. yeah, we got that. mm hmm. first a philosophical question. have you ever noticed when you're driving that anyone who's driving slower than you is an idiot? and anyone driving faster than you is a mani...

that chicks aren't funny. i hate to tell you it's still very much a thing. there are some people that can't get their heads around what they don't know. i said i wanted to be a comedian, she said. maybe it's better if you just die. i think they thought of women as a different species. very few ladies are capable of being a comedian. and so everybody sits right up. here's somebody that thinks she can do it. great argument that women are doing much better work than that. you're welcome. what's the hardest part? about being a female comedian. what is it? what's the hardest part? like, w...

feel like we get to know these sitcom characters. they're your friends. i don't think it's gonna pivot anymore. you think they were purely selfish and purely immature. are you still master of your domain? queen of the castle. you hope that you'll have those kinds of relationships in your life tonight is about celebrating our enduring bond as friends, neighbors family to see you, too, girl where you going? carnival? friends sometimes it's more family than the people that you're related to. something's bothering you. i've never been happier. trying to make you way in the world having a...

over the skies over asheville, north carolina. now it's possible one of the latest known tracks of the balloon as it flows eastward heading towards the atlantic ocean. more video into our newsroom just a short time ago shows that over clover south carolina, that is a neighboring city of charlotte north carolina, and this is international drama playing out in realtime as u.s. officials ponder their next move. just moments ago, president biden responded to a question about it. listen closely. >> mister president [inaudible] balloons [inaudible] >> we're going to take care of it. >> joi...

somebody binds you to them. comedians don't have a great mortality rate. we lose a lot of people comedian. i'm feeling more personal because i know the farc. mm hmm. i don't drink anymore. i had to quit because i really drank man. i get pulled over by the cops. i'd be so drunk i'd be out dancing to their lights thinking i've made it to another club. in a way laughter is a bizarrely intimate thing. there's such an uncontrolled physical response. it's very similar biologically to orgasm. stage someone made you laugh even once you have an affection for that person. comedian is like your...