Waste and Energy | The BRISTOLIAN
Eighteen days after his election and the Reverend Rees still hasn’t managed to find a full cabinet for his second term. Despite reappointing his ‘Infamous Five’, the two deputy mayors – Craig “Dick” Cheney and Asher “The Slasher” Craig – his anointed successor – Helen “Oh My” Godwin – court favourite – Nicola “La La” Beech – and aging makeweight – HRH Helen of Holland – Rees still has no cabinet members to run Transport, Housing or Education. Neither is the Reverend intending, it seems, to reach out to the Greens by giving them some cabinet seats after t...
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