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Eighteen days after his election and the Reverend Rees still hasn’t managed to find a full cabinet for his second term. Despite reappointing his ‘Infamous Five’, the two deputy mayors – Craig “Dick” Cheney and Asher “The Slasher” Craig – his anointed successor – Helen “Oh My” Godwin – court favourite – Nicola “La La” Beech – and aging makeweight – HRH Helen of Holland – Rees still has no cabinet members to run Transport, Housing or Education. Neither is the Reverend intending, it seems, to reach out to the Greens by giving them some cabinet seats after t...

Eighteen days after his election and the Reverend Rees still hasn’t managed to find a full cabinet for his second term. Despite reappointing his ‘Infamous Five’, the two deputy mayors – Craig “Dick” Cheney and Asher “The Slasher” Craig – his anointed successor – Helen “Oh My” Godwin – court favourite – Nicola “La La” Beech – and aging makeweight – HRH Helen of Holland – Rees still has no cabinet members to run Transport, Housing or Education. Neither is the Reverend intending, it seems, to reach out to the Greens by giving them some cabinet seats after t...

Eighteen days after his election and the Reverend Rees still hasn’t managed to find a full cabinet for his second term. Despite reappointing his ‘Infamous Five’, the two deputy mayors – Craig “Dick” Cheney and Asher “The Slasher” Craig – his anointed successor – Helen “Oh My” Godwin – court favourite – Nicola “La La” Beech – and aging makeweight – HRH Helen of Holland – Rees still has no cabinet members to run Transport, Housing or Education. Neither is the Reverend intending, it seems, to reach out to the Greens by giving them some cabinet seats after t...

Eighteen days after his election and the Reverend Rees still hasn’t managed to find a full cabinet for his second term. Despite reappointing his ‘Infamous Five’, the two deputy mayors – Craig “Dick” Cheney and Asher “The Slasher” Craig – his anointed successor – Helen “Oh My” Godwin – court favourite – Nicola “La La” Beech – and aging makeweight – HRH Helen of Holland – Rees still has no cabinet members to run Transport, Housing or Education. Neither is the Reverend intending, it seems, to reach out to the Greens by giving them some cabinet seats after t...

Taking some much-deserved time off from wandering aimlessly around the city lying and bullshitting to long-suffering residents (surely spearheading a modern and professional election campaign? ed.), the Reverend Rees has taken an especially large dump and evacuated a stinking pile of an election manifesto on to the public. And yes, we’ve read it all and our research team are now in recovery. Yet again, we’re treated to the, now, traditional Labour shopping list of promises off the back of a fag packet. We’ve counted a total of 91 of these promises and hardly any of them are costed. Sta...