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>> and that was like episode one. so i just got you snookied free of charge, no cover, no nothing. you're welcome. no drink minimum. if you're thinking of hiring snooki to speak at your school, i'm going to save you $32,000. here's what you get, more or less. >> my boobs are so tight, i can't breathe. is that normal? i'm just ready to blow this out of the water. i want to have a good time with no drama. old people, they lose their sex life and that's not a fun time. that's why people always get divorced. i think i should be a sex therapist. if i want to have a beer, i am going to have a beer. ...

Do everything that you can, have sex with an old man and get arrested and again do whatever. >> all right, i'm not saying it isn't captivating, i'm saying you don't have to spend tens of thousands to get your snooki on, you just need basic cable. just turn on mtv. any episode, they're all the same. everyone who is paying snooki to be snooki, i welcome you to club "ridicu-list." a lot more ahead at the top of the hour, starting with congresswoman michele bachmann. we'll be right back.

Fruit if i can use that expression in a conversation like this, broad majorities of americans support the immediate repeal of don't ask, don't tell. liberals, conservatives, independents, tea partiers, this is a no-brainer politically, no risk, and the president should have done it the day after he was sworn in. issued that stop-loss order while congress worked on a formal repeal of the law. >> syndicated columnist dan savage, also of "the stranger," thanks for your time tonight. >> thank you. coming up, there is little about alvin green that isn't captivating. a new rap video about the sout...