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officials say at least eight people are dead after a smuggling boat capsized off the coast of san diego. authorities responded to the scene after someone on a separate boat called 911 to report victims in the water. they say rough conditions made the recovery effort difficult. >> we were in recovery mode for about five hours after that. the access to the area was very difficult due to the tide and the coastal cliff there. that area is a very hazardous area even in the daytime. it has a series of sandbars and inshore rip currents. you would think you could land in sand and get to wais...

she's harder to get rid of than brian kilmeade. and, if you look, her eyes, they're crazier than ever. she doesn't have betty davis eyes, she has marty feldman eyes. i miss him. but imagine sitting next to that on a long flight. no wonder bill preferred epstein's jet. all right, people. that was one of the reasons. the in flight massages. but after two years of democrats telling us that it was worse than 9/11 to say that an election was stolen, what's their new message? take it away crazy lady. >> hello indivisibles. i'm here to highlight something that is keeping me up at night, rig...