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and cogen analysis it's the honesty like a clogged men's room toilet at a time square burger king. we are brimming with it. for example, just now i said happy wednesday and, true, it's wednesday. fox and friends would have said something like, thursday. stupid liars. but that's not just an isolated instance of honesty. it permeates this show like powdered sugar in brian stelter's chest hair. keep telling him to shave. for example, this was a slow news day. so slow i was like the only one in this building. wait until jesse sees what i did to his suits. hi no idea polyester was that fl...

♪♪ that look like jason chave it's. speaking of lazy. lazy river. the sites of president biden's numbers are looking up. as you are looking up for my bottomless pit in. say hello two ted kennedy. according to cbs news poll, mos americans believe things are going badly under distracted an incompetent biden. nearly eight in ten say some things are going very badly. now bring up harrison, getting your face getting eaten by a chimp gets better reviews pierc science, speaking of chimps, we've got a new concern it is called monkeypox. it is kind of gross, actually pit according to the ...

Oh, yes, i. I know how you feel. Happy tuesda y. Once again, the white house has been caught editing the transcript of a biden speech changing. I was vp during the pandemic, too. I was vp during the recession. Theyv pandee even cleaned up se his videos, removing his mistakes. My names joe biden. Thank you. Oh, yeah. Edgyu. Michael cohen admitted he stole Tens Of Thousandhes of dollars from trumps business. His defenders say, howeverrom, that hes like robin hood. He stole from the rich and gave to the senator patty murray introduced a bill to mandate Auto Safety Testing with both male and femal...

And were following a tens exchanges across American College campuses over the war in gaza right now, pair of Dueling Protests happening at ucla, the School Official says a Security Barrier was breached. That was intended to separate two groups of protesters. One side when for an end to the war and for the establishment of a palestinian state. The other is asking americans to stand with israel in the wake of of hamas attack on october 7. Its the latest example of nationwide protests that have swept through colleges overnight. The university of southern then california said it was temporarily cl...

Switch sold for less than 20, go to deal dash. Com and see how much you can save im lauren fox on capitol hill, and this is cnn thank you thank you thank you you. Thank your irish grandparents if youre wondering my great great grandparents, you get here and 18, 46 and one, What The Hells going on thank you for. The warm welcome please. Not so loud donald was listening sleepy. Don a car like. That. I may use that again Kelly Odonnell present in the white house Correspondents Association. Thank you for having me kelly lets be honest your weight too young to be president its. Been a year since iv...